"On the Cover of the ABA (Journal)"
If you want to see something really funny, go to YouTube and watch comedian Bob Noone sing his song about getting "On the Cover of the ABA" (Journal). It's a spoof on the 1972 song "Cover of the Rolling Stone" by Dr. Hook and The Medicine Show.
Comic Noone was performing at the Greenbriar Hotel, a five-star luxury resort and hotel in White Sulphur Springs, West Virginia. One verse is:
"I've got 10 paralegals
to make me cappuccino
I keep winning cases but I can't my face on
the cover of the ABA.
It's the journal of the legal profession
I would make such a fine impression
I want to see my pinstripe suit
on the cover of the ABA."
Noone also pokes fun at law firm marketing consultants. Lord knows, us bigheaded know-it-alls can use it. Thanks to reporter par excellence Terry Carter for tipping me off about this.
