Snap, Crackle & Pop: No Marketing for a While
This is an X-ray of a distal clavicle fracture, also known as a shattered, separated collarbone. The arrow points to the end of the collarbone, which is supposed to be connected to the shoulder bones below.
It's an X-ray of my left shoulder on March 12, after I was riding my bicycle for exercise, and flew over the handlebars, landing with my full body weight on my left shoulder. It felt like a screaming demon from hell was biting my left shoulder.
I went to an orthopedic doctor and he showed me this X-ray. I was utterly astonished. How could this be? I had been in car crashes, bicycle collisions and all sorts of falls, but never had broken a bone in all of my 54 years. I still had the false teenage notion that I was unbreakable.
By May the bone had healed, and it was a good source for conversation. At a dinner at ABA Techshow, all the bicyclists at my table had broken their collarbones too, and we felt each other's shoulders to see who had the biggest bump. Turns out this is a common injury.
But I noticed I could wiggle my collarbone by simply pressing on it. I got a second X-ray in June, which confirmed that the break had healed up improperly. The orthopedic doc said if I ever fell on my left shoulder again, the collarbone would go right through my skin.
That was all I needed to hear. So on July 1 I go to Edwards Hospital in Naperville, IL, for a 1-1/2 hour operation, where the doc will open up my shoulder, put the collarbone to its place with screws and bone grafts, and wrap the tendons, ligaments and muscles back up. I'll wake up in a brace I have to wear for 6 weeks, they say. The full recovery will take 3 months, they say. "You'll experience some discomfort," they usually say. But my orthopedic surgeon said instead, "this will hurt a lot." I said, "Yikes!"
So after a night in the hospital, they'll send me home with a dose of howitzer-strength painkillers. They told me not to do anything -- not move the arm, not drive, not walk -- for the first two weeks in July. My patient wife Dorian will have to tie my shoes and get me dressed. This conflicts totally with Type A workaholic personality. So I bought speech recognition software to be able to type.
I am looking forward to this like a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. I'll have nothing to do but read, watch DVDs and talk on the phone for two weeks. If you feel like talking, give me a ring at 630.942.0977 after July 4.
The advice is pouring in from all points about using speech recognition software.
My friend
I just purchased Dragon Naturally Speak 8 Preferred speech recognition software. The user speaks into a microphone and the software types the words on your computer screen. I plan to use it to see if it's a good program for marketers to use. Also, I'm going to lose the use of my left arm on July 1.
There's a new blog by Mike O'Horo I urge you to check out: it's called
The Legal Sales & Service Organization announced today that it will begin accepting entries in the Thomas H. Lee Awards for Law Firm Excellence. According to
Sales in law firms, which was considered a radical idea in 2002 (see
Do you find that your firm just has too many clients? Are you getting so much new business that it seems you can't keep up with it? Are you annoyed with all those trips you have to make to the bank to deposit all the money your making?
Howard M. Wolosky, the Editor in Chief of Practical Accountant magazine, was inducted into the AAM Hall of Fame. With 35 years in the publishing business, two law degrees, and experience speaking at many events, he has actively promoted the accounting marketing profession. "I run a magazine for partners and owners of small and medium sized firms. I've been showcasing some marketers because they have tremendous substance. The accounting profession has changed, and marketers are the key component to why many firms changed their business model. You make a substantial contribution to change," he told an audience of fans.
Other winners in firms with more than 75 professionals were:
Kroll Lindquist Avery for their advertising.
Marketing is embedded into the culture of the firm, a regional firm with 90 professionals in Indiana and Ohio. "You need to start with young people. They're told that to make partner they've got to bring in business. Part of our initial orientation program is spent with the marketing director, who goes through all our marketing efforts and opportunities." She spoke at the Association for Accounting Marketing conference going on right now in Orlando
I'm in Orlando at the Association for Accounting Marketing conference, along with a record-setting 425 accounting marketers from across the continent. Attendance is up 50 people this year, and the marketing ideas are flowing from every corner. Having worked myself in law marketing for 8 years, it's a treat to come here, because the number-crunchers have totally new and progressive ideas on marketing.
For years, top management consultants have been saying that mid-sized law firms were doomed. This was because:
But abruptly the management gurus have reversed themselves. "Now it seems the mid-size firms are more vital than ever," said
The ABA 



